I started this a while ago, but didn’t have anywhere to share it. California’s tussle with Elsevier gave me reason to update it, so here you go. By all means hear it in your favorite singer’s voice. I favor Rita Moreno, myself.

Never know how much I’d read you
Never know how much I’d click
When you straight-up overcharge me
I get a fever makes my budget sick

(chorus below)
You give me fever when you dis me
Fever when you NDA
Fever!… when you Big Pigs
Make me sign the library away

Journal Big Deals in science
Ebooks the humanities
We do their work when they call our name
They still make us pay APCs


Germany has got the fever
Got it from V-S-N-U
Fever isn’t such a rare thing
Sweden’s gone and got it too

(instrumental interlude, for a change)

All those California budgets
Shattered by the NPG
Elsevier tried double-dipping
But they couldn’t get past old UC


Now you’ve listened to my story
Here’s the point of my tirade
Pigs exist to give you fever
To make you broke and lonely and afraid!

They give you fever when they dis you
Fever if you live and learn
Fever when they piss you
Off—an awful way to burn
What an awful way to burn
What an awful way to burn
What an awful way to burn…

Right now bits and pieces of a “Data Breach Tango” are rattling around in the back of my head. We had it comin’! We had it comin’! We had it comin’ all the time…

Libraries no longer guard patron privacy.

It’s National Library Week, and the American Library Association is marking the occasion with a triumphalist paean to libraries. I don’t mind that in and of itself; triumphalism on libraries’ behalf is part of ALA’s job. But so is truth. And there’s a chunk of this paean that’s not true—not just not true, but importantly false.

Stephen Francoeur on Twitter noticed a contradiction between two squares in the self-congratulatory table on the bottom of page 7 (image used by permission):

Six-cell table bragging on libraries, with the middle bottom cell altered to point out a contradiction in two top-row cells

Francoeur is not wrong, of course—libraries can’t both provide a refuge from surveillance and routinely surveil students to (purportedly) establish links between library use and student success. Shame on ALA for not so much as noticing the contradiction there.

My irritation goes deeper, however, and centers on that top right-hand block, which says: “Librarians have long championed their community members’ right to access information privately, and serve as an essential refuge where everyone can check out materials or browse the internet without their information being shared.”

I’m sorry, but the second half of that sentence is flatly untrue. It is a whopper so gargantuan that if whoppers still enlarged noses, the noses of the people who wrote it would span the ocean and we could hang a transoceanic Internet cable off them. American libraries and librarians cannot truthfully claim this any longer, if indeed they ever could. Let me count just a few ways in which libraries do not prevent—and sometimes even foster—information/data sharing about library-information use and Internet browsing.

Abysmal web-privacy hygiene

Sniffing network traffic is so simple I teach my Intro to Information Security students to do it—and this is a class with zero technical prerequisites. If you’d like to try it yourself—do not do this on a public network, though; that’s snooping on people, which is Not Okay—download Wireshark, fire it up, then:

  1. go to the Capture menu and select Options
  2. make sure the “Enable promiscuous mode” box is checked, then OK out of the options menu
  3. type tcp port http into the capture-filter box at bottom (or select it from the handy dropdown menu), and
  4. double-click (most likely) “en0” for the local wireless network.

Congratulations; you’re sniffing unencrypted web traffic. Hit the red-square button when you’d like to stop doing so. If you actually look at what you get when you do this, you’ll notice that it’s the entirety of whatever pages are being browsed, by whoever is on the network. (Unless someone is using a VPN, granted, but if they are, Wireshark shouldn’t be picking up details of their traffic at all.)

The corollary is inescapable: libraries that have not moved their websites to HTTPS—encrypted them—are allowing random Wiresharkers anywhere to snoop on anyone using their websites, not to mention nosy ISPs, ad-mad airlines, and any number of other creeps. Essential refuge? Not even close.

Academic libraries, for the most part, moved to HTTPS fairly quickly once Let’s Encrypt made it less costly and Google started penalizing insecure pages in search results. American public libraries are horrifyingly behindhand, however. At a presentation last October for the Minnesota Library Association, I demonstrated that of the dozen public-library consortia in Minnesota, only half had fully-encrypted websites (with one more working on it). When I redid that work for what was to be an encore webinar in Wisconsin, I found that of our sixteen public-library systems, only six have fully-encrypted websites (with one more working on it). I started doing this work for other states too, but I am as usual overcommitted, so I can’t finish it. If you can, please do! The crowdsourcing spreadsheet I was building is here.

Neither public nor academic libraries make much if any effort to prevent third-party tracking of Internet use from library computers, never mind library-provided wifi. I don’t know of any libraries that routinely have a tracker-blocking plugin installed in library-computer web browsers. (If your library does, do tell me! I will be delighted!) Dealing with wifi is admittedly harder, but the Pi-Hole project demonstrates that it is at least possible. The benefits would not be limited to improved patron privacy; they would also include vastly lessened bandwidth use and a faster, more pleasant user experience for people browsing on mobile devices.

I don’t even know any libraries who set the library-computer default browser search away from Google to DuckDuckGo. This should be an absolute no-brainer! Google is so evil they’re lobbying against anti-audio-surveillance laws!

Incidentally, if you’re wondering how I can possibly be so blunt about this, let me explain. My Minnesota talk went over like a lead balloon. I rather expected that, having tilted at windmills before, but I was honestly surprised that the issue seems to be that I made specific critiques of specific libraries and library systems. Not cricket, apparently, even when the critiques themselves are fully legitimate. Are we that fragile in librarianship? That unwilling to be confronted with our own weaknesses? Well, that’s not good.

When the Wisconsin Library Service asked me to reprise the talk as a webinar as a favor to them, I agreed. I was even more surprised to receive an email from them a week before the webinar date saying that a Minnesota librarian had told them about my earlier talk fiasco, and asking that I remove from the webinar any and all references to specific Wisconsin libraries and library systems. Since I don’t generally hold with censorship, I refused and canceled the webinar.

So I have most of the Upper Midwest disgusted with me already. It can’t get much worse, which oddly enough confers a certain immunity. I might as well try to use that for good.

Anyway, if blocking trackers is an all-around privacy and UX win, why on earth aren’t libraries doing it?

Trackers, trackers everywhere

Because libraries use web trackers, of course. Usability/UX trackers with horrendous privacy-demolishing terms-of-service agreements, like NewRelic or Ad Nexus. Actual marketing trackers—I will not even consider joining the Wisconsin Library Association until Multiview trackers disappear from its website and WLA has the grace to apologize to all of us, members and non- alike, for Multiview ever being there. Google Analytics, ubiquitous in libraries as everywhere else. Even Doubleclick—which is one of the Foul Horsemen of the Adpocalypse—when libraries aren’t careful about how they embed YouTube videos into websites. (Also, YouTube? Even leaving tracking questions aside, YouTube is the actual worst.)

Libraries. Routinely track. Their website visitors’. Website usage. Essential refuge? Try “willing collaborator in surveillance capitalism,” in the Vidkun Quisling sense of the word “collaborator.”

The e-resource vendors from whom libraries purchase access also routinely track patron information use, and are trying to do so more commonly and more identifiably. For a quick explainer around this in the academic-library context, try Cody Hanson’s CNI talk slides from earlier this week. Public libraries are no better; EBSCO, for example, is a wilderness of trackers. What do libraries do about this? Presently nothing whatever, save for the occasional windy grandiose manifesto with no accompanying procedures or implementation plans—empty talk, in other words. Libraries do not forbid vendor tracking of patrons in their content licenses. Libraries do not prevent vendor tracking via their systems.

I mentioned a tracking hygiene issue specific to academic libraries in a prior post: proxy-server logs, which inevitably track and retain identified records of patron information use, are not routinely deleted. Essential refuge my size-11 foot.

Surveillance in assessment practices

But web tracking is just a special case of a more general practice: assessment by surveillance. From the hideous edtech surveillance monsters attacking K-12 education to “customer relationship management” surveillance in public libraries to library learning analytics in higher education—it’s all surveillance, and it all includes surveillance of patron information use.

I’m tired and this rant is long enough already, so I’ll save a longer dissection of assessment surveillance for another day. Suffice to say that just in the realm of library learning analytics, the surveillance rises to toweringly creepy and horrifying levels without even the slightest nod toward consent practices, ethical review is inadequate where it exists at all, and data hygiene and deidentification practices are frankly obscene. (I will at some point emit another rant about deidentification vs. anonymization and why the latter is an utter impossibility—but I’m tired and this rant is long enough already.)

Essential refuge? No refuge at all.


American libraries no longer guard patron privacy. We can do so again if we choose, but it will take quite a bit of work, not to mention considerably more self-restraint faced with the vastly-increased ease of digital surveillance than we have yet shown.

Until then, we need not to lie about it. Lying is a Facebook trick, as I described at length in a talk I gave yesterday for the local IT Leadership Conference (and promised to post here, so now I have). We should be above lying, we who prize truth.